when I finally have sex
| some guy: |
now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
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| me: |
no I read fanfiction I got this
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| #WHAT ARE YOU DOING? #WE'RE SUPPOSE TO KISS PASSIONATELY UNTIL I MELT IN YOUR ARMS #THEN YOU'LL LICK EVERY INCH OF MY GOD DAMN BODY #WHILE YOU FINGER THE FUCK OUT OF MY ORIFICE #AND YOU'LL KEEP PRESSING THAT PLEASURE SPOT UNTIL I SCREAM FOR MORE #THEN YOU'LL PUT YOUR FLESH IN ME AND WE'LL FEEL LIKE ONE BEING IN THE COSMO #YOU GO SLOWLY AND I'LL ASK FOR MORE #THEN I'LL MOAN #THEN WE'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT WHAT KIND DINNER YOU WANT LATER #THEN WE BOTH CLIMAX #GOSH #DO IT RIGHT OR DON'T DO IT T ALL #pull that thing out. i'm going to read more fanfiction to make me feel better |
9:42 pm |
January 24 2012
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